AstaghfirAllah

[Zenikh]

A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she falls down. On her way falling down, an American man catches her, she says: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll do ANYTHING for you...' The man says: 'Okay then, sleep with me.' She says : 'You PIG!! NEVER!!' So he says : 'FINE!' and he drops her down.... So she's falling and screaming... Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony, she says :'Oh thank you, you saved me, I'll do anything that you ask...' The guy says : 'Fraulein, sleep with me.' She replies : 'Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!' So the man says : 'Fine!!!' and he also drops her down again. She's falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those men and now she's going to die. Suddenly, a man catches the woman from his balcony, she says: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll SLEEP with you!!' The man replies : 'AstaghfirAllah !' and he drops her.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: