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Old 11-01-2005, 01:42 PM
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The 10 most important people in a woman's life

1. The doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes"

2. The dentist because he says, "Open Wide"

3. The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown"

4. The milkman because he says, "Do you want it in the front or in back?"

5. The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it!"

6. The banker because he says,"If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"

7. The police officer because he says, "Spread 'em"

8. The mailman because he always delivers his package.

9. The pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.

10. The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.
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Nice one caso !!!
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Old 14-01-2005, 02:06 AM
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thanks hope u read the others they are not bad too
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walla hal ad :P
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Old 14-01-2005, 10:43 PM
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i think my vote goes to u caso i like ur way
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Old 14-01-2005, 11:41 PM
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walla aweyeh menak ya caso
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Old 15-01-2005, 03:38 PM
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walla thnx ya jame3a for ur vote
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