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furniture
hey guys, i spend all day in a freezing cold warehouse putting together pieces of shit furniture that Indian slave girls made and were'nt taught how to operate machinery so the parts don't fit together EVER, and the pieces always break, and we then have to call the "wood man" who is an expert on woodies or soemthing. then i get to deliver the shit to the house and hope that they don't notice the shitness!
also, this one time, i was delivering to a house with my friend who works with me, and this lady answered the door wearing a night-gown, and we get inside and the lights were all dim and candles were lit, and then i hear "sexual healing" playing in the background! she was totally expecting to seduce the delivery men, until she found out we were only 19 and 20, and she was like 35 and i was scared and didn't know what to do, and oh man....
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next time do her, then charge her anyways, itll be awesome. and as an added bonus itll give you a story you can tell your kids years from now
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LOL yes mike you know waht must be done at this point
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run like a bat out of hell!
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Ben on eating half a bun with mayo and tomato on it: \"It\'s quantity, not quality Stan.\" We add some letuce. \"I\'m not a fan of lettuce. You have to draw the line somewhere, or else I\'d just be eating grass.\" |
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what about some R-E-S-P-E-C-T for the ladies :-D wait, isn't that in a song?
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Double Duece
i dont know what double duece is or who you are, but i thought that you needed to know that i say "the double duece" all the time, cuz its just so funny.
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Re: Double Duece
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i would also like to point out the fact that im a dumbass, and wasnt logged infor the last post
"In Setta we Trust"
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"next time do her, then charge her anyways, itll be awesome. and as an added bonus itll give you a story you can tell your kids years from now"
-The Double Deuce First of all what is this crap? I totally agree with leigh, what the crap is that. First of all, since obviously this guy knows nothing about our friends we dont say crap like that. We might say bad stuff about girls and stuff but that we weird crap. can i say crap again?
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[quote="meles"] We might say bad stuff about girls and stuff but that we weird crap. quote]
haha, what the crap is that supposed to mean?? obviously i was just joking, and up until the point that i posted it, there were no girls here to ofend, or else i probably wouldnt have said it
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Hahaha good logic. So are you a racist if there's no one of that ethnicity around too....?!?!?!?
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hahahhahaha thats funny crap chris
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don't joke around chris, he actually is.....
LOL
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Yeeeh gotta go with stan on that one
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YOu really are the Double Douche then....for real.
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Ok chris that was a little uncalled for. He's just joking calm down.
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How am I supposed to know that he is joking? I mean, I don't know this guy -- and everything else he's said has led me to believe otherwise....
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