quite possibly the coolest thing in like 9 days

[The Double Deuce]

not only is this hilarious, but it is an extremely accurate summary of college life. that is outside the whole Co-op thing where u are temporarily thrown into the real world only to lunge back at the bottle, as if it were a t-bone steak and you were an ethiopian who hadnt eaten in over 3 months, as soon as you return to campus, but then again that may just be a Kettering thing??
http://www.webspawner.com/users/flipcup/index.html

[USAFAguy44]

I do believe that that was one of the dumbest things I have read -- ever. Yes, that's right....ever. That is utterly and simply retarded.