Guys Rulessssssssss

[Amadeus]

Ladies, I've never read something that makes so much sense. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules: - Girls, take notice.

The Rules

Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is w hat your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or half-time.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, or Cars.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1-Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present . . . . again!
1-Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
1-Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.
1-Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1-We don't remember dates. . . .Period!!
1-Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
1-Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1-Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it . That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1-If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1-If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!!
1-Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.
1-The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.
1-ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1-We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
1-Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Jeet Lee or jacky shan or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)
1-BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
1- Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad probably is too.
1- Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
1- Check your oil.
1- Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
1- Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
1- It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together
1- Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out
1- Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.

[BadKinG]

all what u wrote is right ! am with u amadeus !


God Bless You ! lol

[Zenikh]

loool yea its like camping 3am etdarrab from now 3al couch cz bas etjawaz ma ra7 tefro2 ma3e i'll sleep everyday on the couch :p good one Amadeus deyman at7efna bi heik threads ciao

[Truth]

Lool thanx 3alla hal rules ya Bata

[AKJ]

badak shi binit tiji t3alli2 3al mawdou3

[Amadeus]

Badking we are all in this together Fight for ur right Guys ...

[Catwoman]

hmmmmm 7sabak ba3dein amadeus

[AKJ]

zkour al dib w hayyi al 2adib

[Amadeus]

Akj haye ijet bent wa 3al2et mabsout 3a la7za kina aklna atli

[AKJ]

ana shilit 2eedi minil mawdou3 , mish ana yali posted hal thread so ma khasni , abbi3 shawkak bi 2eedak

[BilKill]

WLAK YONSOR DINAK YA AMADEUS
killna ma3ak bro yes yes yes those are our rules deal with them hehehehhehe

[Maryoma]

ahem....should I start? or keep my mouth shut? lol cuz you guys know once I see something like this and I start, I won't stop lol

[CraCkEr]

how do i say this
AMADEUS UR SOMETHING !!!!
i love this , i really do

: anyone needs a cookie ?

[BilKill]

wlak start khalas , ni7na kamen we started , thawra ya chabeb

[A]

i see a real battle between Guys and Girls lool
there are still too many rules not posted yet , and i ain't doin it , coz i dont wanna hurt anybody . coz truth is always painfull .
Those rules are True and special tanx for Amadeus coz he was pretty brave and strong hearted to reveal what is up in him .

[Catwoman]

amadeus akala atleh...

[RaYaNe]

lech 3am tetkhana2o!! Just words :P.... Amadeus u had fun in wrotin this right :P

[Catwoman]

rayane he will have alot more fun after i'm finished with him lol

[BilbOuL]

AMADEUS Baz2a :P wlek enta maleka bas la min i dont know :P

[BilbOuL]

Tatwoman chou 3am hess eno 3am thejme il 3alam lah lah chway chway 3al bashareyeh