10 Things not to do at dinner on your Valentine's Day date

[HaVaNa]

(1) Recite your dating history. Improvise. Include pets.
2) Stand up every five minutes, circle your table with your arms outstretched, and make aeroplane sounds.
3) Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your date begins talking about themselves.
4) When ordering, inquire whether the restaurant has any live food.
5) Ask your date how much money they have with them.
6) If they are paying, order the most expensive thing on the menu. Take one bite. Yawn.
7) Slide under the table. Take your plate with you.
8) Beg your date to tattoo your name on their derriere. Keep bringing the subject up.
9) Insist that the waiter cut your food into little pieces. In a similar vein, insist that he take a bite of everything on the plate, to make sure no one poisoned it.
10) Lick your plate. Offer to lick theirs.

[Maryoma]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
wlak these are rules not to do on ANY date whatsoever, not just Valentines Day loooooooooool

[DraC]

number 6 .. 7ilwe 3ajabitne .... maryouma invite me for dinner and apply number 6 wuahahaha

[Maryoma]

loooooooool Honestly...if that happened, I would walk out of the resturant and leave you with the bill lol

[BilKill]

DraC khayeh inot jame3it il khalij ma3kon masareh , il mata3im 3andkon btibrom , bass leik , 3andak fikra kam barmeh byibrrom il mat3am bil laileh ?

[CaSaNoVa]

eh hayda so2al mohem ya rohff

[BilKill]

looooooool, eh bass badeh il jaweb

[CaSaNoVa]

3am te7erjo hek ya rohff

[BilKill]

haida il ma2soud